It's My Birthday... you could say

Hey guys. Today's my 13th birthday. Normally, I'd be happy about that. I'm not. People have been so mean to me at school and ignoring me. People have been treating me terribly and physically beating me down. Daniela, the nicest girl ever, told me, "Sucker, have the worst birthday" and then dropped her math textbook on my head. There is 453 pages in that thing. She dropped it on my head, and I almost threw up, it felt like that. My birthday has been a total disaster. This has not only been the worst birthday, but the worst day of my life. I could never live a worse day.

So basically unhappy birthday to me. I hated this day. I'd rather die.